Well, pull up a chair and call the cat a bastard

I just did one of those 'What Character From Series Such-And-Such Are You' quizzes, this one for Discworld characters. To my considerable pleasure, it appears I am my all-time favourite character, Nanny Ogg.

I shall now paste in the code that the webpage assures me will make my results appear. So this post will now be completed either by a rather nice picture of Nanny Ogg with some text of dubious accuracy explaining why I'm her, or by a ghastly load of gibberish (cue jokes about being unable to tell the difference).

You scored as Gytha (Nanny) Ogg. You are Nanny Ogg! A talented witch, able to make yourself at home wherever you are, and insist that Greebo is just a big softie. You enjoy drinking, a lot, and singing about a hedgehog. You have a huge family, and get your daughters-in-law to do most of the housework. You are kind and gentle, and help put people at ease. Gytha (Nanny) Ogg 69% Lord Havelock Vetinari 63% Carrot Ironfounderson 63% Esmerelda (Granny) Weatherwax 44% The Librarian 44% Greebo 44% Commander Samuel Vimes 38% Death 38% Cohen The Barbarian 25% Rincewind 13% Which Discworld Character are you like (with pics) created with QuizFarm.com